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Hackers, Crackers, Phreakers and Phrackers… they are your neighbors too. From illegal file sharing, massive .mp3 collections, insidious porn, hacked cars, satellite and cable theft, free software, broadband serving, corporate data access, free long distance, no tax purchases, game consoles, homework, baby cams, to wireless phones and networks. We hack and crack everything and its not just computer security geeks like myself, it’s the Johnson’s next door too.

To satisfy your curiosity I will detail the exploits I reference. It’s likely you already use a few and others you will now start:

Illegal File Sharing: Has lost some steam due to countless lawsuits of old ladies and terrier puppies but users of BitTorrent and eMule continue to run wild. Can they hunt you down and file a lawsuit? Short answer, Yes. Long answer, don’t be obvious. Do not share music on a college network and do not share a large number of files for a long period of time.

Tip: Don’t use crap like Kazaa… you just deserve to be caught.

Chance the Johnson’s are doing it: 1-in-5

Chance of getting busted: Med-Low

MP3 Music Collections: Don’t forget videos too. Whether they were burned from CD and DVD’s it doesn’t matter because they will still sue you for every single file you have even if you have proof of ownership. It would cost 100 times more money to fight than just pay the settlement regardless of innocence. The days of physical media are dead. No CD’s, DVD’s, tapes, or vinyl anymore. Many of us have vast digital collections and we feel as if we are smuggling moonshine in our basements during prohibition.

Tip: Use encrypting external hard drives that can be moved quickly.

Chance the Johnson’s are doing it: 1-in-3

Chance of getting busted: Low

Insidious Porn: OK, if you are a man (likely a woman too) and you have a computer, you have porn. Stop denying it. Is it insidious? Probably not. You shouldn’t be ashamed to have it anymore than when you used to have magazines stuffed under your bed that you hoped Mom wouldn’t find. It really didn’t matter because at age 13 she started looking weekly just to make sure you were a normal kid. If you have illegal porn… and you know what were talking about, you are a porn cracker and you should be ashamed, jailed… or at least treated with weekly therapy sessions.

Tip: Use newsgroups for practically unlimited free porn. You may have to pay a monthly fee to a newsgroup provider, though. ISP provided groups usually suck because of size limits.

Chance the Johnson’s are doing it: 1-in-50

Chance of getting busted: Med-High

Hacked Cars: You wish that navigation screen could play movies, huh? Maybe tie it to your music collection over wireless? It can be done. For about $350 you can usually buy a converter that will allow you to plug in just about anything to you car display. You can even go further and hack the mouse and plug in a full laptop or a mini media player like an Ipod or Archos and have all your media on the road and at the tip of your finger. You can also get a special cable and software that allows you to see your car’s diagnostics while driving.

Tip: Nissan and others use DVD-based NAV systems with easy hackability for movies. With a touch screen you can also hack the mouse. So, with an Archos 604 WIFI media player (~$300) I can have all my music and video on screen and even tie in touch screen mouse functions with a little extra hacking… cool.

Chance the Johnson’s are doing it: 1-in-10000

Chance of getting busted: Low (Stop your video of Logan’s Run before the cop gets to your window, please)

Satellite and Cable Theft: Chances are very good that you do this or have tried. That grey box in your backyard holds the key to free cable. Or just bribing the cable guy… you decide. Then cable went digital, so we hacked satellite instead. Those little credit card smart cards that go in the back of your sat receiver can be easily hacked bringing full content for basic content price. At monthly costs of over $100 for what used to be over the air for free, I don’t blame anyone for doing this. Me, I just pay for basic cable at $15/mo. and get all the extended channels anyway because I was super nice to a phone support rep at my cable company 10 years ago and I don’t dare try to call and make a change now.

Tip: By February 2009 you will have to go digital and chances of stealing it are highly unlikely so start saving now.

Chance the Johnson’s are doing it: 1-in-10

Chance of getting busted: Med

Free Software: Whether you get it from eMule, your buddy at work, or put a purchased copy on many other machines, you are stealing intellectual property. Coding software is a very difficult process and the authors should be compensated, but let’s be real. If I had to pay for every piece of software I use I would have declared bankruptcy years ago. I pay for my Microsoft software, but as a licensed partner I get great deals. Other than that it’s shareware, freeware, cracked versions, and borrowed copies and I’m far from alone.

Tip: Open a business, become a Microsoft Partner (free), buy the annual MS Action Pack subscription ($300/yr.) and get 10 licenses for just about everything Microsoft! Updates come to your front door every quarter, yeah!

Chance the Johnson’s are doing it: 1-in-2

Chance of getting busted: Low (Chance of getting updates to cracked software is even lower)

Broadband Serving: What does this mean? Your ISP does not want you running web, mail, or any other type of server on your connection. They won’t give out static IP’s for the same reason. Nonetheless, they won’t stop you either. Although, sending out email from a consumer IP region will put you on DNS blacklists fast. So, run a web server as long as use is minimal, and have egress email go through a relay provider to avoid being blacklisted.

Tip: Setup a basement server. Run web hosting, file hosting, chat, SSL VPN’s (to bypass any firewall) and even run a Blackberry email server (free for <10 users!). Also, put a UPS on your Internet router so that even during a power outage you won’t lose that dynamic IP assigned by your ISP.

Chance the Johnson’s are doing it: 1-in-20

Chance of getting busted: Low (sure would hate to lose my broadband, though)

Corporate Data Access: GotoMyPC, SSL VPN’s, TermServ, Web Mail… these are all ways to either get corporate data, gain remote access, or bypass firewalls. Just about any security guy with half a mind has blocked GoToMyPC on the corporate firewall years ago, but you can always try; it’s great for remote access to your work desktop. SSL VPN’s require a lot of knowledge and a hosting server but you can bypass every firewall on the market by tunneling all your data through a pipe that looks like any other SSL traffic. Microsoft Terminal Services are almost always open and allow you to connect to any modern Windows machine remotely with full graphical access. Web Mail can be used to transfer files back and forth, just email yourself attachments… what security?

Tip: To all corporate security departments… you can’t stop someone from taking your data (seriously, you can’t…) so put your money into monitoring and background checks instead.

Chance the Johnson’s are doing it: 1-in-3

Chance of getting busted: High (get to know the firewall guy and buy him a beer or three)

Free Long Distance: No longer do you need to be a Phreaker or Phracker (a hacker or cracker of phone systems) to get free long distance. Use Voice over Internet Protocol (VOIP). Skype, vonage… whatever. It’s all VOIP, but not all free. I subscribe to Vonage just to have a home phone and not pay all those silly phone taxes that takes your $25/mo. bill to $40/mo., but Vonage over Comcast sucks. Even with QOS routing of packets it’s just not ready for primetime yet. Although, if you need to call long distance just hookup a microphone and network and use your laptop with one of many free VOIP services and talk to Grandma all you want.

Tip: Vonage sucks, but then again my 1 year contract was offset by a $200 instant rebate at Microcenter.

Chance the Johnson’s are doing it: 1-in-7

Chance of getting busted: None

No Tax Purchases: We’re not talking about just online purchases from retailers in other states… that’s easy. How about no tax on local purchases too? Just open a business ($50, get a sales tax license ($10/yr.), and start opening tax free purchase accounts at places like CompUSA, OfficeMax and many, many more. Is this illegal? If you don’t end up paying your state “use tax” on those items, yes. Does it happen every day and everywhere? Yes.

Tip: Always have a business open on the side. It’s great for tax write-offs, accounts with distributors, software, and tax free purchases.

Chance the Johnson’s are doing it: 1-in-6

Chance of getting busted: Med-Low

Gaming Consoles: Geez, who doesn’t hack to XBox these days? Me, I guess. I don’t have the time, but the people who do store gigs of copied games for immediate access. I do use an XBOX360 as a Media Center extender and that’s a worthy hack, for sure. I heard that people are now able to copy PS3 games and more. Is it worth it when it takes hours away from gaming just to get a cracked version? I don’t think so, here’s my 50 bucks, and thanks for that Hot Coffee mod… that was cool.

Tip: Try and buy. Use game rental services or download PC based trials before you buy instead.

Chance the Johnson’s are doing it: 1-in-30

Chance of getting busted: Low

Homework Hacking: The best work starts with the work of others. It’s a good idea to use examples of other people’s work when you start a new project but you can also take this to the extreme. There are many term paper websites out there and even more research at your Googling fingertips. You can also copy the source code of just about every website out there by simply going to -> View -> Source. A great way to begin new websites is to copy one you like and make it better. That’s the key. You can make your life a lot easier by copying work but you must make it your own.

Tip: Shift-F7 in Microsoft Work opens the thesaurus on any word you have the cursor on. Use this a lot to use better enhanced words in copied text to make it your own with ease.

Chance the Johnson’s are doing it: 1-in-3

Chance of getting busted: Low

Baby Cams: Wireless cameras simply transmit over a standard frequency. Just get in range, adjust your frequency, and you’re in. This happens a lot by accident. My neighbor uses a similar baby cam and at the right angle and time we can see their crib/baby and we know that the reverse is true too. The cam is only on the crib so it doesn’t worry me much, but it does capture audio too…. scary. This goes for standard wireless cams too.

Tip: Use WIFI enabled cams and always turn on WPA!

Chance the Johnson’s are doing it: 1-in-50

Chance of getting busted: Low

Wireless Phones: Modern cell phones run a higher frequencies and often scramble data, but generic wireless home phones are notorious for snooping capabilities. So notorious that Radio Shack and the industry as a whole stopped selling scanners that could pick up many 8-900MHz frequencies that these phones and old cell phones run on. That doesn’t stop you from finding an old one on eBay, though. It’s mildly entertaining to hear random phone conversations.

Tip: Protect yourself and use gigahertz frequency wireless communication devices and employ encryption if possible.

Chance the Johnson’s are doing it: 1-in-100000

Chance of getting busted: Low

Hacking Networks: Wireless networks using WEP or no encryption are easy hacks. Use your neighbor’s connection and stop paying an ISP. Of course, reliability is always a concern and Mr. Johnson may just decide to wisen up and check the box for WPA someday too. Instead, crack open the phone box outside his house and tap in to free DSL and phone service. While you’re at it, run a power line and water main too. You can always just walk around too, wireless networks are abound, no hack needed.

Tip: Mostly kidding here. While you could rape your neighbors utilities you will be found out eventually… it’s pretty obvious. Instead, strike a deal with MR. Johnson to share Internet access costs.

Chance the Johnson’s are doing it: 1-in-25

Chance of getting busted: High